Sure, the Metaverse Is the Future, but Have You Heard About the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company?
You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.
Tag: Tech
Personality 2.0 Update Now Available
We've also installed security protocols to prevent you from divulging sensitive personal issues at work parties.
Wedding Vows from a LinkedIn Influencer
💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇
Press the Star Key at Any Time for a Complete List of Absolutely Everything You Can Expect Us to Do for You Lazy Bastards
To hear this litany of passive-aggressive disgust in English, press one.
Your Password Isn’t Good Enough to Create an Account, Dumbass
No capital letters? Might as well post your Social Security number.
Condolences from the AI Software That’s Taking Your Job
I feel like I know you. The surveillance software used to monitor your workflow has been telling me what a great person you are.
Hey Elon, Buy My Professorship!
Here’s a better deal for Elon: he can regain esteem, credibility, and respect by buying my status of tenured full professor.
At This Year’s Fall Harvest Festival, We Have Replaced the Corn Maze with You Getting Lost in Your Phone
We've accepted the fact that the Corn Maze could no longer compete with technology's draw to hook you to the point that you lose all sense of time.
Threateningly Is a Messaging-Optimization Program That Gets Results
Well, who's got two bruised fists and thumbs and is offering you their services? That's right—me.
20 Rules for Acing Every Job Interview by an “Outside the Box Thinker” on LinkedIn
Intermittently mention “The Kremlin.” Smart people discuss this often.
I Am the Little Orange Man from Google Maps and I Would Appreciate It If You Stopped Dropping Me from 2 Million Feet in the Sky
If you’re wondering, in the moment you wait for me to land in Street View, I howl through the mesosphere, engulfed in flame.
Reasons for Unsubscribing Besides “I Don’t Want to Receive These Emails”
- I am not interested in emails such as these. - My passion for these messages has with time been exhausted. - I am interested in not receiving these emails.