Everything Is Fucked Up Right Now, but I Know What the World Needs: a Think Piece About Wordle
I have to throw in some buzzwords that make eyes glaze over—“pandemic winter,” “lockdown ennui,” and “cultural zeitgeist” should do the trick.
Tag: Tech
Jay Gatsby Tweets About Bitcoin
@JayGatsby: If getting rich off #Bitcoin is bootlegging then lock me up, old sport.
Ancient Runestone Coated in the Blood of Serpents vs. Duolingo
The act of searing the runestone to your forehead for eternity feels clunky compared to Duolingo’s smooth user interface.
An Open Letter to Whoever Keeps Hacking My Grandma’s Facebook
Is this just a money thing? Because I have the $5 birthday checks to prove this is a misguided venture.
Girl, I’m About to Slide into Your LinkedIn DMs
I’m checking out your fine-ass certifications, baby, and damn you’re proficient.
Amazon Employees or Worker Ants?
- Sometimes the leader thinks they can fly. - Workers must work as fast as they can with barely any breaks.
I Will Funge These Tokens If It’s the Last Thing I Do
By the time I’m through with your tokens, they will be funged beyond recognition. I disrupt the blockchain. I drink your milkshake. I funge your tokens.
I’m Getting Different Wordles than Everyone Else and It’s Not Going Well
Wordle 187 6/6 SHIRT PANTS CLASH YIKES DRESS AGAIN
Forget Magic Beans, I Will Trade You These NFTs for Your Mother’s Only Milking Cow
So magical are they, that if you purchase them now, by tomorrow they’ll be worth thousands, perhaps even millions of dollars!
The Four Ubers of the Apocalypse
And so I asked Conqueror if he was a new Uber driver, and he said unto me, "As a matter of fact, this is my first day driving."
FAQ: What Concerned Kids Need to Know to Keep Their Adults Safe on Facebook
Q. What is Facebook? A. It’s a great place for people to connect with others who are also lonely in the suburbs.
Your Slack Wrapped 2021 Is Here!
You spent 49 hours listening to our ear-piercing message alert sound…