My Organs and I Try to Read the New PIC Stuff
KC: Can everyone shut up for a second? I'm trying to think about good ideas. HEART: If we just believe in ourselves, the art of writing will come.
Tag: Thank Me Later
My Organs and I Try to Explain Where I’ve Been the Past Few Years
BRAIN: People who enjoy dick and fart jokes have ADHD and make goldfish's memories seem photographic. Face it, no one remembers you.
Douche Ukrainian Guy at the Bar
Yuri the Ukrainian, in a move to appear smooth, would sneak under girls' umbrellas and grope them. I didn't know his friends, but I thought this was pretty weird.
I Don’t Go Home with a Girl I Can’t Bench Press
I was dehydrated and could barely stand after a three-hour cross-training workout. Then life presented me with whiskey, a hot woman, and a couple of whales.
Great Things About Being White in Korea
I’m a youngish white male with advanced degrees. That kind of stuff would get my ass kicked in the US of A, but in the R of K that makes me a pretty hot item.
My Organs and I Get Internet… Sort Of
JUNK: We’re downloading and watching porn. For as long as possible. Hours and hours of it. BRAIN: Don’t you think that’s just a tad bit wrong?
The Joy of Santa Casey
"I know it is Christmas Eve, but you would be going to kindergarten dressed as Santa Claus," my boss Sunny said. I accepted in an instant, and never regretted it.
The Gandhi Streak: 41 Days Without Orgasm
Not having sex for 41 days isn't that hard, especially because it wasn't happening anyway. But not beating one down from time to time is another story entirely.
My Organs and I Get Tattooed
JUNK: Yeah, why don’t we get a tattoo above me that says, “I’m open for anything.” KC: I don’t think that’s the message we want out there, because, um, we’re not.
My Organs and I Go on a Bender
BRAIN: The last Saturday we went out with Eddie, we stayed out until 8 in the morning! It fucked up our Monday! Do you really want to do that again? KC: Yes.
Angry Birds Make Happy Students
I noticed how much my kindergarten students loved Angry Birds, so I started drawing them as rewards on papers. Later, even my university students loved them.
Three Generations of Manliness, Completely Ruined
When I arrived at the Coors Brewery with my dad, grandpa, uncles, and brother, I envisioned the ultimate manly bonding experience. Instead, everyone pussied out.