What Really Goes On in My Head During Sex: The Alphabet Game
Guys, sorry, but it's time I ruined our secret. It's time to come clean to the ladies and tell them what we really think about during sex.
Tag: Thank Me Later
Fathers Be Bad to Your Daughters
I've never been a father, but I do know a lot of girls with daddy issues, and I have to thank all you dads of America for that.
The Official KC FAQ
Don't hate me because I was born awesome, beautiful, brilliant, and sexually proficient. I'm here to entertain the little people, like you.
The Facebook of Sex
With the Facebook of Sex, you can find out your sex partner’s favorite positions, if she likes giving blowjobs, and other relationship stuff.
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to a Concert
The Narcotics Anonymous group and their moderator wait outside the concert for tickets to the show. Every drug has its say in the meantime.
Bigger vs. Better: The Great Boob Debate
Occasionally I'm asked whether I like large or small boobs. The answer is: I like GREAT boobs. But what makes one rack better than the other?
20 Things I’m Sorry For, Sort Of
Recently I woke up and a friend told me I need to tell a lot of people I'm sorry. So I figured this is my chance to apologize for all things I've done--both drunk and sober.
Eurotrash-Talking
Just because you use Euros doesn't mean it's all good. In the U.S., we get our share of stupid European tourists.
A Serious Case of the Runs
I'm not a runner. I don't even like running or Colorado that much. So why run the 10K Bolder Boulder marathon? 'Cause I can't hold this shit back.
Dos and Don’ts of Going to a Movie
Even something as simple as sitting on your ass for 90 minutes can confuse the smartest person in the U.S. Here's how to go to a movie theater and enjoy yourself without taking away from the experience of other moviegoers.
My Organs and I Go to Work (At a Bar)
KC and his organs argue over whether he should still be working in at bar at close to 30 years old. Confrontation with Douchebag College Kid ensues.
Your Deities Vent at a Hotel Bar
SATAN: That hippie Jesus is always late. Do you think that skanky pregnant waitress will bang me? VISHNU: Are you going to pour hot tar over her like the last one?