Pizza Delivery Boy Complaint
Dear Pizza Barn: In the 28 shifts I've worked so far, not once has a girl answered the door in a towel, and then offered sexual favors in exchange for the pizza. Please fix this ASAP.
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Bar Job vs. Real Job
While mixing cocktails for cockteases can be a fun way of life, it also brings with it a new slough of problems. So before you business majors ditch your graphing calculators and Wall Street Journals for a bottle opener and whipped cream, heed these warni
Relationship Talk with Grandpa Buck
At the ice cream socials, don't go for the girls that take the double scoops of chocolate. They is going to get fat. Turning off lights can cure ugly, but it don't cure fat.
Cold Remedies That Don’t Really Work
Usually, I'm a pretty healthy person, but I've come down with some sort of illness. Now, I'd just like to be able to talk, breathe, and not cough my guts out again, but I've tried every one of these over-the-counter cures and none of them has worked.
My Personal Helper Monkey
Dear Helping Paws Primates, I had a bad accident and could be paralyzed at any minute, which is why I'm writing to you: I need my own helper monkey.
It’s Okay to F***
Don't look at failing as failure. Look at it as a learning experience. Unless you're failing to hit the brakes just before an oncoming freight train, failure isn't a life or death situation. You'll be okay.
My Organs and I Hook Up (With a Girl), Part 2
After a glorious night of flirting, KC brings a girl back to his bachelor pad. Whether he can get all his organs to cooperate long enough to have sex with her is another story.
My Organs and I Hook Up (With a Girl)
After a glorious night of flirting, exchanged glances and shots, KC manages to bring a girl back to his bachelor pad. Whether he can get all his organs to cooperate long enough to have sex with her is another story.
Goon for Hire
I think we really need to insert the humanity back into the breaking of fingers, shooting dudes or making sure there aren't any snipers around. That's why I'm asking you for a position in the hired muscle field.
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to the Park
Mary Jane, Crystal, Harry, and newcomer druggies Val and Cracker attend the weekly NA meeting, only this time in a public park, where the temptation to sell themselves to kids becomes too much to resist.
Grand Theft Auto IV Diary
Yesterday I went out on a date with somebody a friend recommended for me named Niko. He has this sexy Russian accent and he always carries, like, $4,000 in his pockets. We slammed into cop cars all night!
My Organs and I Go to the Hospital
KC wakes up in a hospital room to a metal neck and countless cords adorning his body. Junk can't believe the pain of a catheter, Eyes can't believe what he's seeing, and KC's just trying to make the best of it all.