Mary Jane, Crystal, Harry, X and all your other drug buddies come together for their weekly NA meeting. Some blame their abusers for their problems, some can't wait to be abused again, and others just want to scream at you and keep you awake.
Imbibing in a morning Bloody Mary after a long night of drinking is like fucking a relatively fuckable girl after a vicious breakup. Sure it tastes weird and is kind of a pain in the ass, but it makes you feel a little bit better about yourself for a litt
After seeing all the love going around, I realize getting hitched is something I strongly desire. I'm not going to rush it, but it's never to early to start planning the amazingly bitchin' sendoff my singlehood deserves.
This year alone I received about eight wedding invitations and knew of about seven more. Unfortunately, I had to skip the last three weddings I RSVP'd for, but for pretty good reasons. Here's why...
Since shattering my fourth cervical vertebrate I’ve received an outpouring of love, but no loving. Allow me to explain the advantages (and disadvantages) of being my girlfriend right now.
KC and his organs (liver, fists, junk, and all) go to a CU football game.
See the guy trying to dance with the girls 20 years younger than him? Keep loving and leaving them and that pathetic fucking loser could be you.
KC's Brain, Hypothalamus, Stomach, and Mouth face off on the Midtown NYC commute to work, the morning office ritual, and the prized lunchtime break.
Getting a tattoo is a permanent decision. Please make sure you're a) sober b) not doing it for your relationship and c) familiar with the design for more than 30 days.
On paper, New York City seems somewhat glamorous. In reality, it's a sweaty hellhole you'll go broke trying to survive in.
Just turning off the alarm in the morning requires a conscious, collective effort by several organs. Now imagine using the bathroom and calling in sick to work...
When you're shoved into the real world you'll have only 7 vacation days a year and a pocket full of change to spend. I hope you're willing to go on a staycation--a nice getaway to nowhere.