Why I Love St. Paddy’s Day (Part 1 of 3)
I grew up liking St. Paddy's because it meant lots of green candy and corned beef. Now I like it because of the whiskey specials and green stickers my mom mails me.
Tag: Thank Me Later
The Terrifying Triangle Lesson
Mostly, all the little kids I teach in Korea love me. So what do I worry about? What terrifies me the most is mentally screwing these kids up.
The Sheepdog and the Bathroom Disaster
Way back in the day, my buddy Chenz wanted me to hook up with this girl with huge cans named Kiara. It turns out we both liked boozing and screwing, so things looked pretty good.
My Organs and I Get Laid in the Shower
Our hero and his Organs ready themselves to enter the shower for some "adult time." Everyone is excited.
Dealing with Drug Dealers Blows
Drugs would probably be a lot cooler if you didn't have to buy them from drug dealers. Also, if drugs were legal. And cheaper. But mostly, dealing with dealers blows.
Run Up to 11
A bunch of dudes I wrestle with wanted to run an 11K road race so I decided to dust off my short shorts, sneakers, and sweatbands for my first Korean run.
KC for President
If dipsticks like Michelle Bachmann, Joe Biden, and everyone with a campaign and a dream can run, why not me? Here's my latest interview they don't want you to see.
The Breakdown of My Shitty Apartment Bathroom
In my basement apartment in Korea there's this grinder/blender thing in my toilet. Unfortunately, it's response to toilet paper is to clog up and flood the bathroom.
Hitler’s Long Lost Stand-Up Comedy Routine
Not only is Hitler the world's most famous dictator you love to hate, he was also a comedian! While cleaning out my attic, I came across his hand-written stand-up comedy routine.
Cool Things I Did and Didn’t Do in the USA
America is the land of opportunity, and I had the opportunity to see a ton of family, eat two tons of food, and have enough fun for three tons of human beings. I also missed a few things.
How I Learned to Love Dancing
If you're really smart, you'll take a dance class in college: all girls and a few gay guys. You see, girls love to dance, and when you do too, they'll love you for it.
Live Like a Buddhist Monk for $50
I visited one of the many Buddhist temples in order to relieve myself of the stresses of the city of Seoul, and just see something beside the inside of different bars and clubs.