Tag: Thank Me Later

My Organs and I Go to High School

Rewind the clock an undisclosed time when KC and his Organs only knew 15 years of life and attended Catholic high school, and Junk's boner was out in force.

Take a Deep Bow

Korean children like to play a little game called 'Ddongchim.' Trust me guys, it's not something you want to end the night on, especially as the center of attention at a talent show.

Failed Column Ideas from the Slush Pile

Every so often, I like to write a column of failed column ideas. Usually, they're a hit, which proves that even when I think I'm writing something shitty, people still think I'm funny.

My Organs and I Stay at Home

KC and his Organs chill by themselves in his Seoul apartment, the Bomb Shelter, on a Friday night. Deprived of a weekend night out, Junk gets all kinds of ideas.

KC vs. Acupuncture

Without warning, a needle sticks in the front of my calf. And thus began my swift introduction to acunpuncture, in which a Korean doc assaulted my back, politely.

All White People Look Alike

For some reason people like to compare themselves and me to movie stars or celebrities. Here are a few I've been compared to by my fellow humans recently.

My Organs and I Watch Korean TV

For a long time, KC didn't own a computer in the Republic of Korea, so he watched a lot of Korean TV. Here's part of the adventure surfing through weird programming.

Stuff I Learned the Hard Way

Take it from me and do your best to learn from my mistakes. Because Lord knows nobody else should go through the dipshit things I've done.

The Brutal Run-In With Your Ex

Barry and Gina accidentally bump into each other at the mall after an awful breakup. Unfortunately, they're no longer loving or kind to each other. Here's their conversation.

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