Tag: Thank Me Later

Master KC Meets His Bratface Son

'Hello KC, my name is Clarence Johnson. You banged my mom 18 to 30 years ago. I'm your long lost son… (intense ellipses and dramatic dun dun DUNNNN music)'

Teaching Job vs. Bar Job

In my days as a bouncer, I've flattened a few noses, but guess what? The kids I teach now still want to punch me, kick in my nuts, and stab me with safety scissors.

Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest, Part 3

KC wakes up with no idea what happened. He knows he spent most of the previous night at Dirty Mike's wedding, but her can't remember the details, so The Sister fills him in.

Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest, Part 2

We were at a Chinese hall for Dirty Mike's Chinese wedding, and I was determined to stay relatively sober for this wedding, so I could remember it. It was a long shot attempt.

Deez Nupts 2010: DirtyFest

We all knew DM would get married soon. He told us all that he'd never find a hotter wife than his girlfriend, and we all agreed. Because his wife is hot. And cooks.

My American Bucket List

In case you haven't been watching my every Tweet, blog, and step, I've relocated to The Republic of Korea. But I needed to do some shit in America first.

My Abridged Going Away Speech

Here's a look at my awful South Korea going away speech, which I seemed to steal from endless different sources and then hopelessly butcher.

Dear Mom and Dad, Go Fuck Yourselves

Do you guys realize I'm now one of 30 girls in my junior high named 'Bella,' all because Mom liked the extra gay vampire movie Twilight and Dad was too dickless to protest?

My Organs and I Go to Vegas

KC and the Organ Gang find themselves in Las Vegas for a bachelor party. As they hit the tables and slots, the Organs find it harder and harder to quit.

5 Practical Uses for Roofies

Here are some world-changing ways to use roofies, not just creepy moves that make you a date rapist. Try these on your boss, roommate, co-worker or girlfriend!

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