Stoned Candy Adventure
One evening, I smoked some weed. Then I decided I wanted candy. My roommate, Jewels, wanted cigs. So we took The Skull Bus to the supermarket...
Tag: Thank Me Later
Don’t Date These People
No matter how hard I complain, somehow, the scum of the earth keeps breeding. Here are 9 types of people you should never date.
11 Awesome Things About Being a Barback
The barback is the unsung hero of the bar. The guy who makes sure your beer is cold, your rocks glass is clean, and the lime fits neatly into your Corona.
Alumni Swim Team Snippets
The CU Swim Team is the most quote heavy group I've ever hung out with. Here's what these foul-mouthed degenerates had to say.
Drink Like a Man
Here's the deal you fucking Nancy boys. It's whiskey. It shouldn't taste like fruit. It should taste like pain. Don't flavor it up.
11 Awesome Things About Being a Bartender
What if I told you there's a job where you'll earn more money, fame and sexual favors than your friends who wear ties and work in offices?
Don’t Be the Town Stoner
Kids, it's time for a little reality check: Quit smoking so much weed. I'm not saying quit cold turkey, just don't smoke so much.
Deez Nupts 2009: Shipping Up to Boston
I fly in to NYC and then drive to Boston for Deek's wedding. My plan is to see some Jewish traditions and start some new NYU wedding ones.
Deez Nupts 2009: The End of a Mother Effing Era
MFNS is one of my first, best, and closest college friends - like the older brother I never had. And somehow he found somebody to marry him.
The MySpace of Sex
With the MySpace of Sex, you can make sure your potential MySpace sex partners are as hot and horny as they say they are.
The Socially Acceptable Guide to Drinking Alone
Despite what your addiction counselor or significant other may say, drinking by yourself is totally healthy. As long as you do it right.
Man, I Coulda Been a Porn Star
Look bro, I know you're a big porno fan like me. But I'm telling ya, I coulda been a huge porn star. I never got the shot, you know?