I’m also just going to go ahead and assume you’d like to hear the true story about the invention of brain surgery, how dice came to have six sides, why the Burnt City was never rebuilt, and why Satan’s pitchfork has three prongs. Super, let's begin.
Mankind's history is littered with moments when booze reigned supreme. America's high points include General Grant's whiskey habits, Paul Revere's loud drunken warnings, and the early recruitment of U.S. Marines.
Once again I hope to God that I have an exaggerated memory, or that my friends, voicemail, text messages, email, bank account and court records are lying to me, because if not, I'm kind of a fuck-stick.
Five of the more unique drive-thrus my friends and I sometimes wind up at after one too many double shots, including the Medical Drive-Thru and the Post Overly-Idealistic Plans Drive-Thru.