Having Friends
Long gone are the days of lame high school cliques. Now you can deal with backstabbing, arguments, and bros before hoes on a mature level.
Tag: The Hard Way
Picking Up Women
It's springtime and hot young ladies are dressed in less. Are you ready to impress? Uh-oh, better take care of that boner first.
Being Drunk
It's time to give the standard drinking exposition some personality by moving into the realms of bad taste with this recipe for disaster.
Cutting Your Hair
It's time to go beyond the familiar cry of 'just cut it shorter.' Here's how to approach the salons without sacrificing your manhood.
Retiring
The Hard Way goes out in a blaze of glory, not unlike a rambling old man telling his final tale. Humor him as he has humored you.
Beautiful Days
The first days of spring beckon, but your professors continue to shove classes in your face. It's an age-old weather versus student struggle.
Roommating
Two people forced to share cramped living quarters? Blasphemy! Here's how to tackle sharing, fighting, sleeping and showering...apart.
All-Nighting
You've waited 'til the last minute to study, but that's ok, thanks to the Gods of Procrastination! Can they hold off the Sleep God long enough?
The Soft Way
The Hard Way gets an infusion of estrogen when Mikey's friend Michelle takes over the keyboard. Whew boy, she's got some perky tits too!
A Valentine’s Whine
Single and lonely, dating and broke, or playing the field and caught up with VD. Classic case of damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Working Out
Time to gather up what little bit of testosterone you have left and head to the gym, or you can kiss your manliness goodbye.
Growing a Beard
Drop the razor and get those follicles revved up, here's how to grow a beard. Take it from the expert on excessive facial hair: werewolves are super sexy.