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Listen up porn sites. We're tired of getting fucked over with your ads, gay shit, and freaky Germans. Cut it out or we'll...

Statistics show that 37% of Internet users have utilized indiscriminate harassment on Facebook, AIM, and comments to increase self-esteem.

The story of two friends from college, now living off the income from their amateur porn site, featuring ethnic girls doin' it for ethnic food.

The smell of cow death is a cold, raw stench that takes getting used to. Nothing a warm slab of roast beef can't fix though.

Junior was fired a few weeks later for stealing shit from the storage room to feed his dog. Or, I joked with the other men, to feed himself.

Once you've committed to The Suicide, there's no going back. Ride those fizzy bubbles into the ethereal plane.

Once a year, the campus is plastered with the bright, shiny faces of Greek douches and ditzes, all vying for your King and Queen votes.

A father's last stubborn wish to die with his shoes on falls on the shoulders of his son. When it comes to Heaven, we've all got soul.

If you're planning on going to WVU, now's your chance to reconsider. This Mountaineer has seen the top, and it's all downhill from there.

Dear Administration, I must say I wholeheartedly agree with your choice not to remove the icicle from your stodgy ass.

Inspiration doesn't come from the same old reefer and cigs going in, it comes from all the shit that only happens to other people outside.

For most people, smoking up isn't a way to get closer to god, but for an unlucky few, it can seem just about that intense for a spell.