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Sure Marshall, you have a major motion picture about your school starring Matthew McConaughey, but I still think you have AIDS.

Gooden is an empty shell of a man who's abandoned adults as well as children. The only thing he can't escape is the coming storm.

Boy-Shaman knows the magic of the rain. Like God must feel in the tingles of power that pulse in his legs.

Poor, old pecker-snake, trapped hoverin above the sex act, listenin to the metronomic thumps of your hissin fury.

While you were away, your wife screwed your best friend, your boss, the dog, and the postman. Hey, their penises have needs, too.

Things get heated when an unexpected third wheel shows up during the highly anticipated date with Rita.

A gas station employee takes his frustration to the local bar, where words turn to fists. But a cute brunette could be his saving grace.

Grab your knife and your napkin, and put on your chef's hat, because you're about to enjoy the best flavors pussy has to offer.

A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.

Your horsemeat curtains are steaming in the summer heat, right ladies? Get ready to freshen up the heavy duty way (supplies not included).

A writer in the Appalachian mountains pours over his last words, pondering his past and the despair over his wife.

Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.