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Seven steps to turn a regular party into a straight female slobberfest, including the sure-fire technique for inducing repeat girl-on-girl kissing.

You pick the less desirable scenario: completely unexpected, highly-visible hard-ons; or totally controllable, scheduled leakage?

They'll torture you in every way, most notably, sleeping around with the ugliest men possible. Why? Because they're attention-whores.

When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.

If you're trying to find out if your girlfriend is a lemon, give her a litmus test. If you wanna know if she's a lying slut, the answer is yes.

Rock isn't dead, it's merely awaiting rebirth like the phoenix. Then it will scorch a blazing path of destruction across the poser music scene.

PIC's rabid dog of justice puts the finishing touches on Tucker Max's

No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.

Here's how to figure out your girlfriend's true number. Because Sexual History is one class your college doesn't offer... at least not yet.

You don't get squeamish at the sight of blood, right? Good, then you can head south, lap up her period, and earn your sexual manhood.

Virginity is a plague sweeping America's youth, but a 24-hour cure exists for the desperately ill. Take it from the master himself, ladies.

A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!