Tag: The Lady’s Trim

Pickles

Andy: Whatcha eatin?<br />Nick: A pickle.<br />Andy: Why?<br />Nick:...Because pickles taste good?<br />Andy: I don't eat them.<br />Nick: And I care why?<br />Andy: Well, it's just... I think they look like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cock. <br />Nick: ...<br />Andy: And I bet they feel like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cock on your tongue, too.

American Gratuity: 21 Things I’ve Learned in 21 Years

<p><strong>1<br /></strong>You have a better chance of being <br />the Antichrist<br />than you do of winning <br />the lottery.<br /><br /><strong>2<br /></strong>When you got nothing<br />left <br /><br />you still got <br />whiskeydick.<br /><br /><strong>3<br /></strong>Don't butter your poptarts<br />before they<br />toast!<br /><br /><strong>4

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