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My Favorite Quotes

These are my favorite quotes...someday I hope to be just as literary, snotty and bitchy as they are remembered...combined. Here we go...

The Morning of the Slaughter

At our shared mirror, my roommate lathered his face with a bar of white, overly-fragrant soap in the purplish dark of early morning. I saw the gunk sliming through his hands and then falling into our sink. I closed my eyes then looked to him again. He was sharpening our public straight-blade on a leather strop, then running it over his neck.

The Legacy

A man is a god in ruins. -Emerson They watched her dance, a thin chain of silver around her stomach shining against the firelight. She was blonde, fourteen; her skin, they only knew to describe as the color of wet pencil shavings. Her name, as they had always known, was North. The Birthright Child. The Living Womb and Savior. North.

Magic By Ray

Still a little coked-up, Ray Mercer sits on the edge of a little, stone bench, staring through the tall windows of Charles Family Tuxedo Rental. He’s holding a flimsy deck of cards in his right hand, shuffling, cutting aptly. As Mercer’s hand flips through the cards, he speculates if he can scrape together enough money to rent a suit for his sister’s wedding.

Infestation

So, I'm pretty sure my apartment's got a new tenant...a mouse. Now, if you don't know me well (and you don't), you also don't know that I fucking hate mice. I'm not afraid of much...snakes, heights, that shit...but mice scare the shit out of me. Bubonic plague carrying little vermin...ah...they're so goddamned quick.

I Always Put My Penis…

<span style="font-weight:bold;">I Always Put My Penis</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />(Or, called by my friends “The Odyssey of Masculinity and Mind-Altering Drugs“)<br />(Or, why to never try to masturbate when you’re fucked up on mushrooms)<br /></span><br />I always put my penis deep <br />in the willow trees, amongst the wispy

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