My Uncle Dologamy’s Notes on the Surreal
My Uncle Dologamy's Notes on the Surreal
My Uncle Dologamy's Notes on the Surreal
<strong>My Best Orgasms, Part II<br />Subtitle: Promiscuous Teenage Naked Dry-humping (for fucking 3 years of waiting and getting no penetration!) ARGH.</strong><br /><br />I <em>used to</em> <em>have</em> this friend named Christina. <br />
O Magic Eight Ball, Am I Going to Die Alone?
Nick Gaudio Presents...<br />Part 1 of his 16 part series...<br /><br /><strong>My Best Orgasms, Part I:<br />Showtime.</strong><br /><br />I was 12.<br /><br />It was hot summer night in Ridgeley, West Virginia. For some reason, we had Showtime. Channel 21. <br />
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You Know You HaveToo Many Friends When...
<p>Due to perfume's combustability, it's the perfect fuel source for any fun fire. While womanly to the vagineth power, perfume also has the ability to make you smell like another woman has been on you. Or, that you have been <em>in</em> another woman, thus making it a dangerous tool in your manly ARSEN-al.</p>
Right outside our barracks, it's raining. The creek is high beside the railroad tracks beside our LZ. It's been raining for the last few days here; I fucking hate this place.<br /><br />We blew the railroad last week. Scotts pulled a few pillars out of a bridge down between a few mountains east of here, along the coast, by Phan Thiet. Shit looks like a tornado went through it. <br />
Last night, my friend Taryn was moving into her new house. I was IMed (which, I would've been called had not my cell been disconnected...because I haven't paid the bill in three months) and asked to help in exchange for free beer.<br /><br />I said, "Sure."<br /><br />She said, "Then come over."<br /><br />I said, "Okay."<br /><br />And then, I left.<br />
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