Tag: The Nate Way

Another Routine Life Search

<p>Growing old sucks.  There's no way around it and no reason to sugarcoat it.  The older we get the more we worry about boring and dry stuff like the economy and politics and just why, for the love of all that is decent and holy, reality television shows are so popular (seriously, <em>American Idol</em> is just <em>Star Search</em> and <em>The Gong Show</em> thrown together in some kind of horr

The Snippets Wish Kevin a Happy Birthday

Lisa: If you ever cheated on me, I would cut off your butt. <br />Me: Why would you do that?<br />Lisa: So you wouldn't be that cute anymore. <br />Me: But my butt? What? Like you think it's my best feature or something?<br />Lisa: It's certainly not your mouth. <br /><br /> Tim: Nobody likes you very much.<br />Me: I get that a lot. <br />Chip: I'll bet. <br />

Vindicated (Dammit)

<p>Okay, so I can finally tell this story...</p> <p>Three months ago my girlfriend, who works in a bar, thought it would be a great idea to apply some generous fellatio to me in her manager's office.  I had no arguments with this because... well, I don't think I need to tell you why.  </p>

All-Star Live Blog Bitches!

<p>Nate is typing live below using this Cover It Live app. Click "Watch Now" or the play button to follow along, and send him comments or questions during the game.</p></p>

Pointless Updates Because I’m Finally Home

<p>The greatest thing about being incredibly busy during a Florida summer is my electric bill.  I live alone.  And I don't cool an empty apartment while I'm gone.  And I'm usually gone.  And I can't write at work as much as I used to because I'm busier there than I used to be because I do other people's jobs too (and I'm thankful for the work) because of the economy.</p>

I Think I’m Alright

<p>So I decided to go see a shrink.  Well, actually it was court ordered, but I made the decision to attend, you know, after I was threatened with jail time.  I learned a lot about myself at my first session.  It turns out that I am insensitive.  </p><p>Who knew, eh?</p>

Alright Let’s Get the Michael Jackson Jokes Over With

I wonder how long it'll take all that plastic to biodegrade.  I sure hope the EPA is aware of the threat to Earth.  <p>St. Peter's first words to Michael Jackson: "Wow.  Umm... Sorry about looking so shocked but you really have changed. I was expecting someone with slightly different features and without that boy-sin shine to him."</p>

Hurricanes Don’t Name Themselves

<p>Say what you will about the inexactitude of meteorological forecasts, but weather folks have come a long way at predicting shit. They're always way off on predicting what a typical hurricane season will yield though so I don't feel at all upset about being way off too. </p>

Celebrity Rambling

<p>A few years ago, I was walking down the street in South Tampa with my buddy Big Mike when Derek Jeter walked by. Jeter was dressed in the way only a Florida celebrity can: ridiculously expensive, loose fitting, silk clothes and three hundred dollar leather sandals. His outfit said distinctly: I may not be a formal dresser but I still have a shit ton more money than you do.

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