Today here in Tampa, many people are mourning the death of four cute white kids who died in a car accident while racing. When asked for a comment, someone close to the children said, "I hear McCarthy won't let Favre play. What an outrage." <p>On the national scene, presidential candidate Barack Obama was recently accused of changing his stance on oil drilling in America and offshore.
"There's no method to his madness," Bud said, spitting tobacco onto the dusty ground. "He's just crazy. Dumb and crazy." <p>I remember at the time thinking that Bud was the crazy one. He lived in a chicken-shed sized house in a neighborhood that amounted to rows and rows of chicken-shed sized houses, most of which held chickens and their eggs. And their shit.</p>
I have a wireless keyboard. Sometimes I pretend it's a guitar and jam on it. The resulting text looks like <p>232elw[p1q;\[ew]]<br />\3e[‘j1e4nw5o."!<br />\3e[‘j1e4nw5o."!</p><p>Which has to be the literary equivalent of rock n roll. Or at least punk.</p><p>Come on. You have to give me punk. </p>
Friends of mine, including PIC's own David Nelson and Court Sullivan, have pointed out that they are surprised how many scumbags I hang out with considering my erudite nature. After looking up the word erudite, misusing it by implying that one can have an erudite nature and snacking on a few Runts (Wonka added mango and pineapple), I got to thinking about my past, present and future and I realiz
When I was a kid growing up, I rarely ever got a nickname that stuck. My father used to call me Mouth, but that was hardly endearing and certainly not popular outside of my childhood household. In high school, this kid named Tim, who flunked out of college and ended up bald and working for public works in St.
<p>How many times a month do you wake up with a recently arrested friend on your couch? </p><p>I'll bet less than I do.</p><p>How's a man supposed to grow? </p>
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Me: Wow. I cannot believe how much Winnie the Pooh shit you have. Janine: It’s a hobby. Me: No. Hobbies are like when you collect coins or build model airplanes. This is an unhealthy obsession. Stu: How do you think I feel? I’m gonna be trapped in this apartment for thirty days surrounded by Winnie the Pooh.
<p>The world is filled with ignorant mofos who don't know nothing about finance but assume, because the economy is all over the news, that they understand just what is going on in the market. Too many ignorant people are jumping all over a complex topic mainly because they want to sound smart at parties. And well, I'm so freaking fed up with dumbass speculation that it's a good thing I'm not l
And we’re back (somewhat). I thank you all for being so kind about “No Recess” which should prove to all writers that improvement is always achievable.