Memorial Day Observations
<div style="clear:both;"></div>I hope everyone enjoyed their three day weekend. Come to think of it, I hope I enjoyed it too. Oh wait, I didn't enjoy it at all. Oh well, a man can still hope. <br />
<div style="clear:both;"></div>I hope everyone enjoyed their three day weekend. Come to think of it, I hope I enjoyed it too. Oh wait, I didn't enjoy it at all. Oh well, a man can still hope. <br />
<div style="clear:both;"></div>I think I need a live-in prostitute.<br />
<div style="clear:both;"></div>Brainwashed ethics hide the horrible truth<br />of what we all long to say and do.<br /><br />God handed me an apron,<br /> Said, "hey kid, go to work."<br /> And so I went with no regrets<br /> Wandering through memories<br /> On the open faces of strangers
<div style="clear:both;"></div>Aaron: Dude, you work at the softball fields, right?<br />Greg: Yeah. <br />Aaron: Here's what you need to do. You need to develop a way so that like, when the chicks slide, their uniforms peel off. <br />Me: Dude, that is just fucking dumb. <br />Aaron: What? You're telling me it wouldn't be awesome?
<div style="clear:both;"></div>This weekend I get to move. Next door. <br /><br />Not too many people ever move next door to where they live. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones. <br />
<div style="clear:both;"></div>The Tampa Bay Rays, a professional baseball team currently in first place in its division, has the following slogan: We Are One Team! Wow. <br />
<div style="clear:both;"></div>I'm watching the Tampa Rays play the St. Louis Cardinals on television right now. They're in St. Louis The last time this happened was in June of 2005, my first month writing here, when they were in Tampa.<br /><br />And guess what, I wrote abou it.<br /><br />Game 1<br />
<div style="clear:both;"></div>Honestly, there's nothing left. <br />
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Me: Hey do you think you can help me move?<br />Scott: No. <br />Me: I won't need much help. <br />Scott: Where you moving to?<br />Me: Next door. <br />Scott: You know, that move probably won't provide much of a change of scenery. <br />Me: I don't know dude. Sometimes there's a whole new world next door. <br />Scott: Have you been huffing paint?<br />
<div style="clear:both;"></div>Okay, I'm not one of those assholes who thinks that everyone from the northeastern United States is a prick. I'm well traveled enough to know that pricks tend to be everywhere and that their regional affiliations really only show up in accents and jargon. But this weekend, I met some stereotypical yankee douchebags.<br />
Love and money do not belong together. I mean that.<br /><br />Zits seem more like a skin disease when they're on your shoulders instead of your face.<br />