Me: You hear about USF?<br />Kevin: Ahh, I might have heard something. I do my best not to pay to much attention to the imposed distractions. <br />Me: They're second in the nation right now. <br />Kevin: Well I'm glad that some team that you feel some affiliation with has done something to make you feel good. <br />Me: Thanks for that dose of perspective.
Observations to End all Wars
There's Two Ls in Bulls
Acrostic Game Picking
Quick Pick
The Media Fears Core
Baseball Beastiality
Just to explain (for those of you who haven't been reading me regularly for the past couple of years), I have a set of rules that help me distinguish when it is okay to sleep with an involved woman. It works like so:<br /><br />Rule 1: Married Women are not to be fucked unless<br />a) they're not wearing a ring (if you don't know, it's not your bad)
The Snippets are Going to Hell
Dreams
You know you drink too much when you go three days in a row without so much as a beer and you say to yourself, "Oh, so this is what everyone else feels like." I just wish I knew what everyone did with all this clarity. I mean, if most people feel like this everyday, fucking cars should be running on water and flying by now. <br />
In Memory of that One Dude