Me: How you doing?<br />Nikki: Rip roaring and reared to rectify.<br />Me: Huh?<br />Nikki: Too real for you?<br />Me: Are you on something?<br />Nikki: No. I'm just tired of having all the same boring conversations so I'm trying to spice things up.<br />Me: I'm sorry your conversations are so dull. What would you like to talk about?
Okay, so I'm taking this state test in St. Pete, caffeinated out of my gourd, memory full of useless stuff I've probably already forgotten, and the proctor lady says, "Regardless of whether you are finished with the test or not, you will wait here an hour."<br />
By my calculations, Stoner Chick went 10-2-4 against the spread with her NFL picks, burying me in the win column and the loss column. Basically, I'm on the hook for a huge dinner and will probably have to yield to SC for the remainder of the picks (unless she proves this week to be a fluke). So there you go football fans. A 19 year old girl knows more about football than I.
Stoner Chick Picks Alone
Core Enough for the Constitution
Observations on a Thursday
Snippets from the Ben Visit
Thanks to You My Book Will Kick Ass
Overdue Book
Picking them Games with the Brothers Aloof
Happy Birthday Ben
The Ex Snippets