The Snippets Kick Ass
The Snippets Kick Ass
<p>1 Glass jars.<br />2 Fritos.<br />3 Led Zeppelin.<br />4 Bongs.<br />5 "The Simpsons."<br />6 That feeling you know, like you were supposed to be doing something.
Rumor has it that the Major League Baseball package, which allows cable subscribers to watch pretty much every major league game they want (except on Sunday, because that day belongs to Fox Sports and God), will soon be only available from DirecTV and not from my local cable provider. On a related note, I recently sent Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig a frozen pile of shit in a bowl of vomit.
I promised myself I'd learn how to write / But I didn't like what they taught, / So I learned / To write / Wrong.
As y'all may or may not know (doesn't matter), I love sluts. Especially really hot sluts. I'm all for women who want nothing more than sex all the time. In fact, for better or for worse, these are typically the kinds of chicks who find themselves attracted to me.
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