Tag: The Nate Way

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<p>1 Glass jars.<br />2 Fritos.<br />3 Led Zeppelin.<br />4 Bongs.<br />5 "The Simpsons."<br />6 That feeling you know, like you were supposed to be doing something.

Observations Like a Satellite Monopoly

Rumor has it that the Major League Baseball package, which allows cable subscribers to watch pretty much every major league game they want (except on Sunday, because that day belongs to Fox Sports and God), will soon be only available from DirecTV and not from my local cable provider. On a related note, I recently sent Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig a frozen pile of shit in a bowl of vomit.

My Sister is My Biggest Fan

<span style="font-style: italic;">In St. Louis, my baby sister won $50 in a poetry contest by performing the following poem, one of mine. She wants to send the money to me (isn't that sweet?) even though I'm pretty sure she doesn't even have health insurance. In honor of her performance of my work, I now offer you that poem. </span><br /><br /> The King of the Scraped Knees

An Interview with a Regular Slut

As y'all may or may not know (doesn't matter), I love sluts. Especially really hot sluts. I'm all for women who want nothing more than sex all the time. In fact, for better or for worse, these are typically the kinds of chicks who find themselves attracted to me.

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