Observations are Back
Observations are Back
Picking Them Games with Nurse Stoner Girl
Old Dude and the Antique Fire Alarm
Picking Them Games: My Morning with Stoner Girl
Recently, I was talking with a bartender I know named Ashley. She was sick and really pissed about it. She had bronchitis. I told her about my fearless editor, Court "That Bitch Better not be Ovulating" Sullivan, who also suffers from annual bouts with bronchitis. Ashley proceeded to tell me about all the other sicknesses she regularly encounters: mono, influenza and other various illnesses.
Last week, I went 4-11-1 against the spread. That sucks. Real bad. And the worse part is that I lost four of the games by a combined 2 points (thanks to all those half point spreads).<br /><br />So basically, I want to kill myself. <br />