Tag: The Nate Way

The Snippets Give Thanks for the Serving

Dad: Nate, why are you calling?<br />Me: Just wanted to wish you a happy Veteran's Day.<br />Dad: That's great. Don't forget to call your brother.<br />Me: This was a nice chat.<br />Dad: Bye.<br /><br />Me: So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?<br />Brick: I'm gonna go over to my Mom's, eat a lot of turkey and take a nice crap.<br />Me: You should write for Hallmark.<br />

The Snippets are All Business

Me: I'm thinking of starting my own company.<br />Pat: And what would that company do?<br />Me: Well, seeing as how I have no discernible skills, I guess I could be a consultant.<br />Pat: And what would you consult on?<br />Me: Uhh, business type stuff.<br />Pat: That'll look great on a business card.<br /><br />Sandra: Are you gonna eat that?

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