Tag: The Nate Way

Jesus Would Have Worn Number Two

<p>I like to imagine Jesus as a baseball pitcher setting major league records in every pitching category, pitching every three days with a fastball that breaks the sound barrier (so fast that the catcher has to wear a special mitt reinforced with titanium made by NASA), a curve ball that soars to the high heavens and comes crashing down through the strike zone like an atom bomb falling from a war

Lord Stanley and the Pampered Bitch

Recently, I was back in St. Louis attending a wedding for my old friend Aaron, a diehard hockey fan and former collegiate hockey player (as well as a current hockey coach). I hardly ever get to talk hockey with anyone, and when he and his friends (also fellow hockey coaches) started talking about St. Louis's hockey team, the Blues, I almost felt left out.

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