Tag: The Nate Way

Jay Leno Takes Over the Observations

<p>Let's see, what's going on in the news today. Oh, did you hear this? It's a sad story. It turns out that Kevin Smith was denied a seat on a Southwestern Airlines plane because he was too fat to sit in a single seat. Kind of gives new meaning to the term, jumbo jet doesn't it?</p>

Vonn and Done

It's another Friday, people.  Time to rip a dumb opinion column a new butthole.  <p>This week's dumbass is Bill Plaschke, who wrote a dumb column about an Olympic skier who injured herself.  His words are in bold.  Mine are covered in tears wept for all that is logical and fair.    </p>

Non Sequiturs on Women and Relationships

Any argument with a female that does not end in destruction of personal property is an argument that the man wins.  That's the curve on which relationship arguments are graded.    <p>Women with fake breasts deserve a little bit of extra consideration, if only because they sacrificed their health and comfort to improve your scenery.  </p>

The Snippets Respect Tradition

<p>Ray: Why are you always throwing ice up into the air and catching it in your mouth?<br />Me: Tradition.<br />Ray: I don't understand. <br />Scotty: No one does, Ray. No one does. </p>

Observations Missed a Day Somewhere

<p>I'm a day behind with my life right now, which sucks because arguing with a calendar is always a losing proposition. Try telling a calendar what day it is.  Damn thing won't even bother to laugh. </p><p>I don't care that it worked, that onside kick was a dumb call by Sean Payton.  Dude got luckier than Brad Pitt at an "I want to suck Brad Pitt's Cock" rally.  </p>

Berets vs. Burqas

<p>It's Friday.  That means it's time to rip on another opinion article.  This particular article is filled with dumb.  It puts French public opinion up against a female Muslim who doesn't show her face to anyone because it makes her spiritual.  I've read dumber stuff but most of it was on Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum wrappers.</p><p>The author's words are in bold. </p>

Sleep Tight Ya Genius

<p>If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied before they had me and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it.  </p>

Running a Diary for the Miami Pro Bowl

<p>Like I have <a href="/nathan/2006/02/running-diary-in-freezing-pro-bowl.html">done before</a> and as the Lord decrees, I will now offer the world another live blog of the Pro Bowl.  I first must get beer and then second I must set up my computer and then third I will be back to once again chronicle the experience of the most useless, unnecessary and least entertaining NFL event known to man.</

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