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Gladiator of compassion, Russell Crowe, comes to the aid of a torched Jewish elementary school. Says Mel Gibson is 'going down baby.'

Three men (and a few good-for-nothing hoes) discover $75,000 buried in their backyard. Turns out soil deposits aren't that safe after all.

Environmental damage to the planet we reluctantly call home is getting worse. And not just because of your nasty Taco Bell dumps.

Guess who John Kerry's wife is? Teresa Heinz Kerry. That's right, if Kerry wins, ketchup will become a food group.

Although I've enjoyed every nasty, lying word to ever come out of her mouth, Lil' Kim is now in trouble with da law.

AIM's newest release will have some extra features, but some people are worried about 'spyware.' Are these people just being intrusive?

The only wolphin in captivity has just given birth to a new baby. One can only imagine the adolescent identity crisis this calf will endure.

Jackson's lawyers have decided to let Michael tell his own story to the jury the best way he knows: using ambiguous fragments of his songs.

Krispy Kreme plans to close it's trial bakeries in Wal-Mart stores for fear Southerners might look even fatter in discount wife beaters.

As if American influence wasn't already overwhelming, now Elmo is supposedly carrying the will of the White House to the Middle East.

Mel Gibson wants to strike up some controversy huh? Maybe he should try making a movie that's not so believably anti-Semitic!

One Doberman owner is all worked up over the possibility that her top bitch was drugged pre-show. So of course, she started bitching.