<em>A mom and her daughter are talking.<br /></em><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "So...what does your new boyfriend do?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "Well, nothing right now, but he's got great aspirations."<br /><br /><strong>Mom</strong>: "Like what? A doctor? Is he going to medical school?"<br /><br /><strong>Daughter</strong>: "No...he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up!"
The Black Market
Garbage Disposal
Hitler and His Jewish Friend
The Network
They should make a book called 'Reading for Dummies' or 'The Idiot's Guide to Reading.'
The strip club is a hazy land of merriment and tits. Some generic yet popular nu-metal is playing.<br /><br />A stripper comes sliding down the pole and onto the stage.<br /><br />Stripper starts dancing and starts taking off clothes as customers yell "Take it off!"<br /><br />Stripper takes off hat<br />Takes off scarf<br />Takes off gloves<br /><br />Less customers yelling "taking it off!"
What I Wrote Down During Geography
<em>A new movie featuring Bill Murray, lounging around, yawning, until he is prodded to go to some social activity whereupon he is still tired and makes silly comments while showing no emotion and speaking in a tired, monotone voice.</em><br />
Communion Food Critic
Euphoric Utopia: A Winter Wonderland
Thoughts Leaking From My Brain