I Never Realized I Wanted to Kill Myself Before
<p>I never realized I wanted to put a fucking bullet through my head.</p><p>It never occurred to me that I wanted to drive a fucking stake through my heart.</p><p>But by the time I realized I wanted to, Brett Favre had already done it for me. Or maybe Ted "Faggot" Thompson and the rest of the Packers management did it for me.</p>