That New Movie Wall-E is So Fake
<p>Have you heard about that new Disney movie, Wall-E? Soooooo fake. Clearly computer-generated. </p>
Tag: The Paul Frank Blog
Who Invited Shaq to This Party?
Okay, can I have a private conversation with everyone here? Everyone..except you, Shaq. Sorry. Can you just please leave the room for a second.
So This is Christmas
I love that new website smell. <br /><br /> Ah, yes. Unless this is some sort of mirage or fluke, PIC 2.0 has finally launched. Barring any server failures, hurricanes, flash floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, thunderstorms, blizzards, car accidents, murders, or any other natural or unnatural disasters, it will stay up. <br />
The Amateur Therapist
<p align="center"><font size="3"><strong>"The Amateur Therapist"</strong></font> A Points in Case Original Video</p>
My Cousin is on The Moment of Truth Tonight
My cousin, Curtis Frank, is on the season premiere of the FOX show The Moment of Truth tonight.
Bill Belichick’s Babysitting Service
Hi, I'm Bill Belichick, and I can't remember how many Super Bowl's I've been in. Not because I'm old, because I've been in a lot of Super Bowls, okay? You should let me take care of your children for you.
One Child Left Behind (w/ VIDEO)
Here is a video I wrote, directed, and edited. I also starred in it along with Ashley Fonstad. You don't know her, but you kind of know me, so.... I hope you enjoy it. I really popped my collar for this one, literally and figuratively.
Out of My Mind…Onto PIC
When I die, I don't want to die like every other pussy. I wanna die like Evel Knievel. Actually, wait, Evel Knievel died in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
Rosie O’Donnell Pick-Up Lines
<em>Use these lines if you ever want to try to get with Rosie O'Donnell!</em> * Are you legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day! Just kidding, because you're fat. * That outfit would look even better crumpled up next to my bed...because it would mean you changed into a paper bag that covers up your whole face and body.
My Thoughts Return
I bet Picasso's friends didn't get mad at him when he drew dicks on their face when they passed out early at parties. How come you never see really extreme public displays of affection? Like anal sex in the park? Or a gangbang in a third-grade classroom? I wonder if the Church Channel had problems coming up with material during the Writer's Strike...
Things My Uncle Would Never Say While Molesting Me
* "Be sure to tell your mom and dad all about this." * "Did you see the State of the Union address last night?" * "So I was reading Shakespeare last night....." * "I'm sorry."
Awkward Times for an Intervention
<p>* You come home and have to pee really bad and your friends and family are there waiting for you in the bathroom </p><p>* When you bring your new girlfriend home to meet your parents </p><p>* When you're mistaken for someone else who the intervention is intended for </p><p>* When you only do OxyContin for fun, it's not a problem, I swear </p>