Ye Olde College Try
Literate bartenders everywhere agree it's half National Enquirer, half Dear Abby, half Jerry Springer. Mix well and garnish with calculator.
Tag: The Scholarly Tabloid
Skipping Class: No Longer Just for Fairies
Walking the line between high and low brow, you'll find that having class often gets in the way of gawking at the many fine campus ladies.
Putting the Laughter Back in Manslaughter
Breaking news: The Scholarly Tabloid gets a makeover! No, it's not a smear campaign, just a reinvention of humorous social commentary.
Warning Signs: A Cautionary Tale
This article may contain the following: razor-sharp wit, biting satire, and vicious sarcasm. Watch for jokes flying over your head.
Keepin’ It Surreal
When you're an AC/DC on the black/white spectrum, sometimes you have to grab the E. Mike and define yourself in stereo.
Ripping the “New” Asshole
Hey Asshole, I know you like to talk shit, but you're not clever. Nice guys finish last, unlike your emotionally unsatisfied girlfirend.
The Taming of the You
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It’s Hard Out Here for a Gimp
When your biting sarcasm is too tongue-in-cheek for your audience, you must bite your tongue lest your words fall on confused ears. Right?
Say, You Want a Revolution?
At the moment, our foresight is a little askew, and our focus short-sighted, but a new age awaits as soon as we turn off the HD surround sound.
Whipped Into Submissions
When your mind is tied up with sex, it's hard to get a safety word in edgewise. Bite the hand that needs you, if you're into that sorta thing.
Trading Spaces: The Home Edition
Moving is a challenging, emotional journey of one's mind and soul. Box up your heavy heart, and make your friends carry it.
Enemies of The State
As long as the media execs' pockets are getting fat, they'll continue to shove fast-food comedy down our throats. Mmm, tastes so... generic.