Dishonesty: A Policy Worth Copying
The reports are in, the investigation is closed, the data has been analyzed...and plagiarized: college students like to cheat.
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The Declaration of Co-Dependence
When, in the course of human events, one deems it necessary to form ties with another, then in due process a union shall be formed. But not without rules.
Too Cool for School
The study of thermodynamics tells us that the opposite of hot is cool. Popping one's collar significantly blocks the sun and not the cock.
Black by Popular Demand
The legendary E. Mike has returned from faraway lands. He thanks you for filling his inbox, but he can't stay and cuddle. You know how it is.
Danger: Platonic Zone Ahead
Wait a minute, this isn't Pleasuretown! Girl, where are you taking us? I knew I shouldn't have let you navigate this relationship.
Well-Hung: A Week in Review
Tough Luck, Saddam, looks like your noose is cooked. But hey, speaking of funny-sounding foreigners, have you seen Borat?
Exploiting the Most Out of the Holidays
The Holidays are all about catching women on your tongue like snowflakes. If you don't like what you got, just return it.
Lights, Camera, Achtung! (Baby)
Now, for my final trick, I will make thousands of American soldiers disappear. But first, is that a quarter behind your ear? I need that.
The Pursuit of Sappyness
To fully understand your current love life, you must start by analyzing the crissed-crossed crushes of your childhood friends.
No Cure for Senioritis
Twilight is falling on your college career. Should you reminisce about the memories of the past 4 to 6 years or drink until you forget them?
So It Goes: Tribute to Kurt Vonnegut
With the current state of things, our culture is at a loss for more than just a great writer. We could all use a little Kurt Vonnegut in us.
Man vs. Menses: The Vicious Cycle
You may find yourself over your head when the red tide flows in. But come hell or high water, you've got to show her how much you care.