Thelonius Pipe-Layre’s Introductory Guide to Dating
Whether it's dinner or just coffee, each type of date warrants an appropriate strategy. Find your angle, and then take her out.
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Exes and Oh’s
Amidst all the whirlwind craziness surrounding your exes, there is a way to find the eye of the storm. Once there, engage in forceful sex.
New Year’s Revolutions
Even if you are a hero bachelor, not everything revolves around you. Save yourself the trouble and put the suit away every now and then.
Survival of the Falsest
According to artificial selection, staying true to yourself will only get you eliminated. Who was that, Charles Darwin or the admissions board?
Off-Color Humor: Fun with Blackface!
George Bush might not care about black people, but do black people themselves even care about our nation's issues? Heck maybe!
The Scholarly Tabloid
An objectively opinionated exposé of current collegiate issues and quirks of the modern world, without regard for accuracy or morals.