Operation Tonsil Hockey
The secret to any good deep throat relationship is to keep a clean roof over your mouth. Sometimes this requires opening up your throat.
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Knowing Your League Post-College
Listen to the sad tale of Selma, lest you are a woman who thinks material success can make up for your lack of looks/hygiene.
Probing The Girls Next Door
Being one of Hef's girlfriends isn't as challenging as you would think. You trade in true love and bearable sex for money and more money.
MySpace Rehab
Seven days without MySpace may not seem like a lot... if you're married with children... and grandchildren. Otherwise brace yourself - you're addicted to MySpace.
The Tale of the Vile Irishman
As a devoted wingwoman, Allison's friend Sarah endures the painful experience of putting up with a drunk, smelly Irishman all night.
Swabbing the Poop Deck
Many tales get buried in the depths, but any true sailor will tell you that when you hit rough waters, it's vital that you check your stern.
Breakfast, Lunch and Thinner
When your life is boiled down to a single number, it's time to put those cravings on the back burner. Shed a few pounds or a few tears, either way it's Lose-Lose.
A Letter to My Neighbor, Shamu
Shamu doesn’t have a job, and as such, his igloo of fat is on display for the neighborhood every day.
My Dance Dance Resolution
Your boyfriend's dancing with another man, childhood TV characters are humping, and this rave is feeling more like a rant. Oh the Ecstasy!
Dumpster Diving: The Small Town Man Hunt
You're looking high and low in your town, praying for the right guy to fall in your lap. Get off your knees and head for the richer hills.
Geriatric Holiday Incest
The holiday season is all about good times and high spirits. But most of all, family comes first... or multiple times if you're lucky.
Knowing Your League in High School
When you're planning on asking out your big high school crush, it takes a lot of confidence... to admit that it's never going to happen.