Knowing Your League in College
Ladies, you have to be careful throwing yourself at guys who just aren't interested. Much like food and expensive gifts, semen does not equal love.
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Your Guide to Celebrity Gossip Sites
When you can't get enough of A-listers and slut-celebs like Angelina, Lindsay, and Paris, these websites are ready to feed your addiction.
Roofies Slippers: No Place Like Home
People who slip you roofies are the scum of the earth. Luckily, they are easily forgotten.
Sarah’s Valentine’s Day Disasters
The following are accounts of horrible ex-boyfriends' V-Day deeds. The names have NOT been changed in order to protect you, the reader.
Queen of The Hills
A little style, grace, and willingness to slut it up go a long way toward getting in the doors of a club. Especially if its for The Hills season finale party.
Prank Calling for Dummies
Ladies, are you ever home alone, lonely, on a Saturday night? Try this sure-fire approach to victimizing a random male.
Brangelina’s Wedding Day Story!
An imagined play-by-play of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding, complete with celeb baby girls Suri and Shiloh going wild.
Queefing on Command
The ability to queef on command isn’t something you’re born with. It’s a skill, mastered only through years of dedication and vaginal exercise.
I Love New York
Reality TV reared its ugliest head of all with Flavor of Love. And just before you could wash the taste out of your mouth, New York is back.
Trey Parker: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Going down to South Park going to see if I can't... engage in sleazy ransacking, hot tub hookuping, 50-pound pussy sleeping, all in Trey Parker's house.
Permission to Fart Freely
To fart, or not to fart? That is the question that has plagued women in the presence of their men for ages. We say: let her rip.
Manford Has a Limp Dick
Don't worry Manford, I've learned my lesson about talking behind your back. I won't tell anyone that you have a limp dick.