Top 10 Funny Things About Birthdays
What's so funny about birthdays? Your friends are more excited than you, you'll be lucky to remember anything, and more.
What's so funny about birthdays? Your friends are more excited than you, you'll be lucky to remember anything, and more.
What's so funny about cartoons? Your favourite character is probably gay, they're funnier than other television shows with real people, and more.
What's so funny about books? people value Dr. Seuss ones more than The Bible, no one chekcs out less than five of them at the library, and more.
What's so funny about cars? Hoods are only meant for ornaments and scantily clad women, stealing one is one of the coolest things to do, and more.
What's so funny about football? Moms hate it (just ask Bobby Boucher's momma), if you're ever out of beer you can always go to a tailgate party, and more.
What's so funny about parents? Your friends' parents are 100 times nicer than yours, they're your personal maids, and more.
What's so funny about waitresses? They can make an awesome girlfriend because they're use to getting guys stuff, they're usually not that intelligent, and more.
What's so funny about concerts? They can make people lose their shit, pot just seems to go hand in hand with blaring music, and more.
What's so funny about fridges? You rarely see a full one, at night they turn into personal message boards, and more.
What's so funny about kissing? It doesn't take a lot to get someone to kiss you anymore, watching a girl kiss another girl is more exciting than you making out with someone, and more.
What's so funny about parties? They can be the answer if you have an urge to dress-up, they're always crashed by someone, and more.
What's so funny about pets? You tend to miss them more than your parents, they don't care where they take a shit, and more.