Top 10 Funny Things About Couches
What's so funny about couches? Like a bottomless pit, they swallow everything, lighting them on fire is an awesome way to celebrate a special event, and more.
What's so funny about couches? Like a bottomless pit, they swallow everything, lighting them on fire is an awesome way to celebrate a special event, and more.
What's so funny about friends? They sometimes come with benefits (thank God), we all have friends on Facebook we don't talk to, and more.
What's so funny about libraries? The librarians are never sexy, it's a great place to find some of the hottest people in your school, and more.
What's so funny about marijuana? Kids will smoke weed and think that makes them Scarface, you're never quite clear exactly who's selling it, and more.
What's so funny about singing? It made ugly people incredibly famous on national television, everyone finds themself doing it with random people they don't know when they're drunk and more.
What's so funny about dancing? Girls will dance anywhere and on anything, a successful dance-off with someone you like includes a lot of eye-fucking, and more.
What's so funny about gambling? It's one of the 3 main food groups in Vegas, smoking blunts and throwing dice constitutes 'Thug Life' in a rich neighborhood, and more.
What's so funny about love? It exists everywhere even in strip clubs, love letter never help you get laid, and more.
What's so funny about pictures? You're drunk in about 95% of the ones of you on Facebook, we always have to take pictures of wherever we go, and more.
What's so funny about snow? Canadians think they're cooler because they get a lot more of it, a snow day is a magnificient gift from God, and more.
What's so funny about dating? You'll find yourself asking a random stupid question, it's a rare thing in college, and more.
What's so funny about George W. Bush? A lot of sober people think he's God, there's nothing dumber to see than watching him talk, and more.