Top 10 Funny Things About Malls
What's so funny about malls? They're the official hangout for Eminem wannabes, they always play the corniest Christmas music, and more.
What's so funny about malls? They're the official hangout for Eminem wannabes, they always play the corniest Christmas music, and more.
What's so funny about pizza? Tormenting delivery boys, knowing girls won't reject it for dinner while on a date, and more.
What's so funny about sports? Every one has a fan or two that never watches a game sober, if they didn't exist, men would probably be housewives, and more.
What's so funny about dogs? They're the greatest pimps in the world because they get people to walk THEM, if they work with the cops they can be more dangerous than the actual cops, and more.
What's so funny about marriage? If yours ends badly you can lose more money than you would at a casino, weddings are all about the free booze, and more.
What's so funny about strippers? Some people say they love champagne, when you first meet them they always say they just started stripping, and more.
What's so funny about dorms? The desks aren't used for studying, you can find about ten different things to stir your mixed drink with, and more.
What's so funny about God? His country is Minesota even though it's not even a country, He impregnated the Virgin Mary with his mind, and more.
What's so funny about masturbation? It's not a crime because it's just a way to relieve stress, our minds work their butts off during it, and more.
What's so funny about police officers? They don't use handcuffs in the same way as your kinky ex-girlfriend, and more.
What's so funny about studying? Students never use their own study notes, it's an excuse to watch internet porn, and more.
What's so funny about dreams? Everyone has a dream person they want to have sex with, they're always super intense, and more.