A Paleo-Diet Enthusiast Travels to the Paleolithic Era
I offended my hosts yesterday when I criticized their dining options. I guess they don't recognize a paleo guru when they see one.
I offended my hosts yesterday when I criticized their dining options. I guess they don't recognize a paleo guru when they see one.
We only have 700 miles left! Might be dehydration or crippling fever but think I love these friggin people! Thank you @OTBoltWagons! #final4
How many times have you seen this: some jerk starts trying to drink all the ocean water because they don’t want the fish to have it.
Let’s take a look at our international weather for all you lucky ducks who’re able to afford trips without forgoing health care for two months.
I’m not quite sure how to begin but I know too well how it ends: with tendrily monsters eating your loved ones.
Fenrir and Sköll were raised by wolves in the New Mexico desert. Today, the feral sisters redesign homes for people who identify as animals.
You’re the best goddamned spy we’ve got in the service, but the day you TRULY become a spy is the day you get my stepson to show me some respect.
It takes less than five seconds to read the average text message, while it takes more than 13 hours to listen to the average voicemail.
Steal a seat from a pregnant woman who was about to sit down, then pull out a copy of "Angels & Demons" and bury your head in it.
Did you assume it was easy for all of us to bleach our hair two months after coming out? No. But we all did it. Every single one of us.
It’s about putting yourself in the life-threatening, strenuous situations that past generations did their utmost to avoid and drank to forget.
The Philadelphia Museum of Art, somehow, contains a large painting of me having my ass beat with a hammer, wielded by a man who I have never met.