10 New Common Sense Rules to Make Air Travel More Pleasant
If you still don't know that going through airport security means only packing liquids portioned for an American Girl doll, you don't deserve to go to the Bahamas.
Tag: Travel
How to Import a Dagger Without Getting Arrested
It is difficult to describe the expression on a security guard’s face when you run a backpack with a 17-inch dagger through the x-ray machine.
An Insider’s Guide to Paris, From a Guy Who Just Spent a Long Weekend There
After my 3-day, 2-night stay in "The City By the Lights," I've compiled the ultimate Insider's Guide that will have you cheering "oui oui!" just like a local!
Five Tips for Nervous American Tourists Abroad
As a reformed predator of tourists, I feel it is my duty to make amends for all of my past wrongdoings by sharing some simple tips for traveling safely.
Horny Bulgarian Women Looking to Fuck Near You!
I never wanted to be the jealous girlfriend, but the first thing I did when my boyfriend moved to Bulgaria is Google "Are Bulgarian women hot?"
Now Boarding Flight 1786 to New York’s LaGuardia Airport
Going by the presence of all black clothing, oversized headphones, lattes, and jaded demeanors, it appears you're all definitely in the correct gate area.
Surfboard Taxi: For Short Trips Across the Beach
For a small fee of US $90, you too can be strapped to a surfboard in which a Hawaiian 9-year-old will take you from one end of the beach to the other.
Why the Beach Blows
You step into the ocean and wonder what insensitive, sociopathic creatures are swimming around your feet. They can all do you harm, and they probably will.
Seven Reasons You Should Travel Alone
Why worry if people think you're crazy for travelling alone? You ARE crazy and that’s something to be proud of. You'll meet new people and tell your comfort zone to fuck off.
The Best Pizza on Earth: A 24-Hour Tasting Trip Around the World
Welcome to another weekly installment of Foodie Favs and Retreats. Join me for this 24-hour record-setting adventure to enjoy all the best pizza the Earth has to offer.
6 Surprising Perks of Backpacking Around the World
There's a whole unexpected upside to backpacking that goes beyond palaces and beaches, and, in the end, may well be what you remember most about your trip.
The Volcano That LSD Built
After a 20-hour plus binge of cocaine, MDMA, and nitrous, I took a drop of acid. And right there and then I decided that I would build an active volcano on the British Isle.