Surfboard Taxi: For Short Trips Across the Beach
For a small fee of US $90, you too can be strapped to a surfboard in which a Hawaiian 9-year-old will take you from one end of the beach to the other.
Tag: Travel
Why the Beach Blows
You step into the ocean and wonder what insensitive, sociopathic creatures are swimming around your feet. They can all do you harm, and they probably will.
Seven Reasons You Should Travel Alone
Why worry if people think you're crazy for travelling alone? You ARE crazy and that’s something to be proud of. You'll meet new people and tell your comfort zone to fuck off.
The Best Pizza on Earth: A 24-Hour Tasting Trip Around the World
Welcome to another weekly installment of Foodie Favs and Retreats. Join me for this 24-hour record-setting adventure to enjoy all the best pizza the Earth has to offer.
6 Surprising Perks of Backpacking Around the World
There's a whole unexpected upside to backpacking that goes beyond palaces and beaches, and, in the end, may well be what you remember most about your trip.
The Volcano That LSD Built
After a 20-hour plus binge of cocaine, MDMA, and nitrous, I took a drop of acid. And right there and then I decided that I would build an active volcano on the British Isle.
Quiz: What Kind of Malaysia Airlines Disappearance Theorist Are You?
A 10-question quiz to reveal your Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 Disappearance Theorist identity Are you the Pilot Suicide, the Catastrophic Failure, or something else?
If There’s an Airport God, He’ll Seat the Hot Girl Next to You on the Plane
If all the planets were to align, this airport-hot girl might actually be sitting right next to you. And she would be single. And she might jerk you off under the tray table.
Why I Crossed Four Countries to Play a Video Game
Traveling is pretty nifty. You get to visit exciting places, meet interesting people, eat exotic foods, do unique things, and play hella video games. Wait, what?
An Open Letter to My Fellow Bus Passengers
Since we're all in this together, I think it's important to look at some of the key issues that are making our time together less enjoyable and work together to fix them.
An Open Letter to My Local Mass Transit Operator
Riding the bus is never a 'pleasant' or 'punctual' experience. But Mr. Driver, please, stop lowering the handicap ramp for fun.
Why Canada is Better Than America
If Canada is America's hat, it's the kind that's so big on your head that it swallows your face. Plus, like, Canadian chicks are way hotter.