Credit Card Points: Your Key to the Ultimate Post-Pandemic Vacation
One credit card point can be worth 1.3 to 1.7 cents. I tried explaining this to my wife, but she was on a work call and I don’t think she really took it in.
Tag: Travel
The Mini-Country of San Asino Wants Some Skin in the Space Race to Mars
Skip the endless interplanetary travels and instead, parachute your rovers from Earth orbit into the welcoming atmosphere of San Asino’s city park.
Your In-Flight Guide to Self-Care in the Unlikely Event of an Emergency
There is no need to fixate on future problems before they arise by preemptively discussing a plan for an emergency situation which may never occur.
I Am Your Free Spirit and I Quit
You dropped out of law school to travel around the world “like an Australian.” I knew this was the beginning of something special.
We Must Protect the Elderly from COVID-19 by Not Visiting Them, So That When This Pandemic Is Over, We Can Continue Not to Visit Them
We know you're eager to get back to inconsistent monthly visits to your 87-year-old father and checking your watch and sighing the entire time.
Whoops, I Found Amelia Earhart and I Promise I Had Nothing to Do with Her Disappearance
If someone had asked me before I found her who Amelia Earhart was, I would have asked “Who?” unsuspiciously.
The Characters in My Language Learning Videos Simply Aren’t Believable
Stranger still, though, is to accept the behavior of John and Maria as that of two characters who do not ultimately have sex.
So You Want to Get Your Generic White Girl Tattoo Removed?
Step Five: Start having doubts about your tattoo, which is looking more and more like a colorable stencil on a paper placemat for kids
Five Zoom Habits That Say “I’m Actually a Sailor from the 17th Century and I Must Return to My Time”
You’ve sworn you’ve heard the unmistakable “thunk” of a peg-leg issuing from their mic on more than one Zoom call.
Email from Invading Aliens Accidentally Sent to My Inbox
We parked our vehicle in several spots over the two-week period. No matter which spot we occupied, a human would tell us we were in “their spot.”
I Am Your Luggage of Broken Dreams
My purple pom-pom has been on the handle and ready to go since March. The places you take me, I would never ever go alone.
I Am the Beaten Path, and I Resent That You’re So Hell Bent on Getting Off Me
Getting walked all over is one thing. But being abandoned is what hurts me most of all.