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Mein gott, his calves are whiter than the snowcapped peaks of the Swiss Alps. Achtung, baby!

If I travel back in time, we need to have a code word to indicate to the other person that I have time-traveled. Our code word will be “arugula.”

Your bags are important to you, but they're unpaying dead cargo to us and we are proud to be the only airline that has outlawed luggage on our fleet!

I do great with a dress code. You guys had me at matching outfits. I was in marching band all throughout high school, so I totally get it.

Steven, traveling solo, wants to post an Instagram of his ravioli. But Germany is 6 hours ahead, so he risks his picture bombing if he posts it now.

Fundamental Economy Lite: During pre-boarding, passengers may not sit at the gate and must instead loiter at the nearest Hudson News outlet.

Unfortunately, the use of our XR line to assist in a murder of anyone is strictly prohibited.

When the captain misspoke and said “tur-buh-lence,” instead of “turbulence,” I was like a shark smelling blood in the water.

Steal an intern’s idea and get a promotion for it? Buy them a piece of jewelry. The “hang loose” attitude of the puka shell never goes out of style.

At our first show without the droning hum of our generator, it was scary to launch into our opener, a cover of “The Big Rock Candy Mountain.”

Hapless criminals looking for qualified candidate to provide wakeup service to a suburban Chicago family with an early morning flight.

Polls show that over 80% percent of people in their late teens have tried talking in a foreign language at least once.