A Cannibal’s Guide to Cooking and Eating Pussy
Grab your knife and your napkin, and put on your chef's hat, because you're about to enjoy the best flavors pussy has to offer.
Grab your knife and your napkin, and put on your chef's hat, because you're about to enjoy the best flavors pussy has to offer.
Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.
You pick the less desirable scenario: completely unexpected, highly-visible hard-ons; or totally controllable, scheduled leakage?
Ladies, you've been pre-approved for everything you desire. Just learn to milk your man for every last drop that he's worth and it's truly priceless.
Pubic hair is the roadmap to a girl's personality. The shaved look is giving you the all clear, but slow down if you find yourself in the school zone.
You don't get squeamish at the sight of blood, right? Good, then you can head south, lap up her period, and earn your sexual manhood.
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
When it comes to hooking up, you have to play by the rules. Baby talk? Anal? If you're not careful, it's going to be your ass.