I Am the Old Man on the Stationary Bike at the Gym, and I Am Here to Fucking Crush It
I am simply part of the gym’s existence, like the water fountain and the ambient hip-hop music piped in through invisible speakers.
I am simply part of the gym’s existence, like the water fountain and the ambient hip-hop music piped in through invisible speakers.
Aries: You’re no conformist! You’ve accepted that and so should the US government. They haven’t though, so you’ll fake your own death.
At only $117,000 a pop, the Hellfire II™ is perfect for when you need to make a splash without splashing too much cash.
WW3: Climate change is getting a lot of heat right now. Pun intended! But no, we're not direct competitors.
That means no phthalates, no parabens, no cruelty, and absolutely zero connection to any missing anti-tank rifles you may have read about.
You’re holding in your hands as sophisticated an anti-terrorist device as God in his worshipful workshop has ever devised!
Do not allow my legacy to be tarnished by an out-of-touch billionaire who is disseminating white supremacist content over the internet.
Admire rich white men who are landowners. / Cook porridge and flummery. / Exhort a vagabond to repentance.
Battlefield Of Nothing Special: where our nation’s soldiers duked it out for no good reason, and left a legacy that no one can put their finger on.
Those men aren’t fighting for freedom, like us! We have uncommon courage. And it takes uncommon courage to be at Aberdeen’s right at 6.
Sanders graduated from Transylvania University with honors in Afro-Caribbean Studies, Women and Sexuality Studies, and Herbalism ‘n’ Spicesism.
"Fyre Fight": An anticipatory look back at the time-wasting Fyre Fest content wars of 2019.