Water

Tag: Water

Brita Love™ can teach you lessons about the heart, but it cannot be that love for you. To think otherwise is a dangerous game.

Thirst-quenching lightly carbonated infused with a blend of tropical fruits enhanced with vitamins and minerals perfectly natural and good for you.

Wow, coral, fish, AND crabs—sounds biodiverse as hell. Whatcha gonna call it? The… “sunlight zone”?

There’s also the excitement of trying not to throw up. If you have to vomit, there’s a whole ocean available.

Seagulls adorn the scenic sky, but they never get so close that I worry about dodging their droppings or being harassed for a bite of my sandwich.

The wool fibers prefer an east-to-west cross-breeze coming from a north- and south-facing window.

Now sharks will watch humans eat and breed in real-time. I could easily watch a whole week of this in slickly packaged, one-hour chunks.

I learned a lot in my four years as Vice President of Relaxation in the Hygiene Department, I wanted to offer some reasons why I’m departing.

It's not like I’m going to be walking in the park only to be attacked by a stealthy vending machine that pops out from behind a tree.

“We’re not in the boardroom anymore, eh fellas?” I said. But Ross seemed genuinely injured.

The Palace suspects madness, black magic, or a bout of Royal amnesia, as His Majesty no longer seems acquainted with his Anglican upbringing.

I can see that you've just put sunglasses on him. No, you're not allowed to "Weekend at Bernie's" an ice sculpture.