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2. Wear it as a Halloween costume! There’s nothing more terrifying than the repercussions of the wedding-industrial complex.

On the off chance that something goes wrong tonight, one bridesmaid is currently secured at an undisclosed location.

Even if the world was ending, I’d be pococurante, like I was in the third round of the Dayton County Regional Bee when my word was "pococurante."

What Ben saw in Liz in line at Sweetgreen is what I see in America every single day.

💒👀So, HOW did we build such a LOVING RELATIONSHIP? 👀💒 Here’s how 👇

Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.

Has that ever happened to you? Where your body is moving but your mind starts to dissociate? I bought party hats! Who wants one?

Robin Hood: Get married in the woods and then crash a wealthier wedding’s reception for dinner. Archery optional, but encouraged.

I come to this park to walk my dog and to scold teenagers doing skateboard tricks on the walkway.

My mom took my dad's name—and fingerprints, and mustache, and a high-resolution scan of his face with a state-of-the-art LIDAR device.

I’ll go put the power washer back in the garage. No more power washing today.

Do I look like the life of the party? It took me a solid ninety minutes to work up the nerve to even step out onto the floor!