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The Complete Lunatic’s Guide to Cheap and Illegal Alcohol

It has been brought to my attention that sometimes people get sober. Mostly because they don't have enough money or brain cells left to take drinking to the next level.

by Cole F.M.
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November 21, 2012

The Complete Lunatic’s Guide to Raising a Baby

Babies are the worst. But now you accidentally have one (please say it wasn't on purpose), and I'm here to help you deal with the screaming little poop factory.

by Cole F.M.
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October 16, 2012

Whitney Houston is Smoking Crack in My Kitchen

We're responding to a 911 call by a local homeless man named Copernicus Thunderbird. He claims that the ghost of Whitney Houston is stealing his crack cocaine.

by Mike Lamb
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February 29, 2012

So You Pooped Your Pants: 7 Steps to Cleaning Up

Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself. Don't worry, we've all been there before.

by KC Jayfree
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May 12, 2011

To the Manager of Motel 666: This Ghost Rape Will Not Stand

Dear Sir, I've been a tenant in the dumpster of your motel for two months now, and I can't take the constant brutal ghost rape anymore. I'm suing you for $100 million and a handjob.

by Mike Lamb
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April 14, 2011

Lunatic Stripper Fantasy Land

There are certain types of films that exist for one purpose only: to be enjoyed on a purely visual level, preferably muted with White Zombie playing. Suckerpunch is that kind of movie.

by Mike Lamb
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April 1, 2011

The Burger Kingdom is Your Destiny

Ready for the fast-paced exciting world of fast food? Burger king is looking for new talent! Fill out this application to get started right away!

by Mike Lamb
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March 25, 2011

What to Do About Brains

Once again, you confront the fiendish "brain in a jar" that has taken over your life. And what happens? You lose your nerve, and the brain wins again.